All I want to know is the answer to a few questions pertaining to the nature of the universe.

Is Dana addicted to zillion dollar cup cakes?

Is Utopia possible?

Are we the only sentient life in the Galaxy?

What does Barry Eisler's stubble taste like?

Alas...

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2855164

Paris had been returned to the Crowbar Hotel.
Thank you, once again, Judge Sauer.


In other news...

London is a hot bed of Intrigue.

Michael Moore's premiere of his movie SICKO is happening tonight at the Silver City Cinema. His view of the American vs the Canadian medical system will, no doubt, be a controversial at his take on gun control in his film Bowling For Columbine.

Which brings me to the murder-suicide that occured in my neighbourhood last night.
London police officer, Insp. Kelly Johnson shot her ex-lover, retired Superintendent David Lucio and then turned her police revolver on herself.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2007/06/08/4244608-sun.html

The whole city is in utter and absolute shock. If you wrote about such a crime of passion in a book, people would think it completely far fetched. Two highly respected officers, the most horrific part being that Insp. Kelly was "a leader in fighting domestic violence"

Truth, undoubtably and always shall be, stranger than fiction.

Cue the revolution:

Letting Paris Hilton out is a mistake.
Bad, bad mistake.

The American People will take a lot of crap... but not this.

Put that little menace BACK in the crowbar hotel and MAKE her serve her TIME. Otherwise the American People will have to see that it's all a horrible lie. That if the likes of Paris Hilton will not or cannot take responsibilty for her actions, then all bets are off.

We, the people demand:
PARISACCOUNTABILITY

http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/nextbook.htm

HALLELUYAH!!!

YES! YES!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I need a cigarette.