Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Open Letter to Author Brian Horeck

re: Frozen Beneath (Sequel to Minnow Trap)

Dear Mr Horeck.

Due to massive climate change causing lack of ideal ice fishing conditions, your book is now cancelled until her Majesty's Pleasure.

Sorry for any incontinence.

Thank you.
Management.

2 comments:

Corey Redekop said...

Me-OW! Damn, woman, you got some serious hatred on!

By the way, I'm likely speaking at Book Expo this year. Last year was when my friend stumbled upon the aforementioned travesty/classic.

Could Horeck make a repeat appearance? Oh, please, please, please!

M. G. Tarquini said...

I'm just hoping she do another chapter by chapter critique.