Nothing ruins a romantic Saturday night with the Hubster...
like having to hold down a struggling and high-strung border collie as your spouse uses pliers to de-quill her muzzle because it tangled with a porcupine.
Which makes me wonder....
How DO those little spikey buggers make whoopie?
10 comments:
You - so... do NOT want to know...
ROFLMAO!
Me either, for that matter.
But - I think a cheeze-it just ripped out of my left nostril when I read that.
Hope pup is alright. And uhm... the romance will return... Honest.
Lady M
I read 'spiky boogers' at first.
I hate getting old.
~carefully~very carefully~
LOL!
Sorry to hear about your dog. Ah, yeah, porcupines...
Missionary position - always.
and carefully....
Porcupines? Why, they use protection, of course.
I have been there and done that many times! Umm, dequilled the dog.
E. Ann: Please be sure there are no short quills in the dog's mouth or in it's throat. I'm not trying to be presumptuous, but I didn't one time. Very sick dog and very big vet bill.
Very carefully...get the point! LOL
I was going to make the same comment as Erik!
I've been there many times...I don't know what I hate worse.. spikes or skunk smell!LOL
The porcupine has many quills
Which for sex adds to the thrills
"Do it deeper, do it harder"
Can be fatal to the partner
Richard!
*blush*
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